Kendal was watching Star Wars. No, wait, Star Trek. She frowned. Oh, she was gonna regret asking this. After all, wasn’t Spock and Picard on Star Wars along with Vader and Jabba? That sounded right. Which meant Riker was in Star Trek along with Wookie. Mookie. Furby? Furby sounded right.
She liked furbies.
Kendal was writing until a question popped out of nowhere. It surprised her. Still, she paused to think about it. Could you truly own and buy words? Could you claim a phrase is only yours to say in its entirety? She huffed. Well then, she’d claim the dictionary and own all the words.
Well, that was one way to rule the world.
Today, someone told Kendal that they were too short.
So, Kendal pointed down at their shadows, “You sure?”
Kendal had a long shadow, someone did not.
World Domination Plan — Updated
1. Find/Make Minions
2. Write out plan
3. Think of a plan
Kendal finally mastered the stick figure.
“Oh, the head is a circle, not a line!” the unicorn laughed. “But, now it’s not a stick…”
Kendal the Unicorn was reading #RelationshipGoals and sighed. It was so boring.
“Well,” Vivian replied, crossing her arms. “You’re not seeing what I’m seeing.”
Touche, Vivian, touche.
“Why’d you do that?” he asks her for the hundred time in the span of thirty seconds.
“Do what?” she snarls once more. At this point, she’s utterly regretting it. In fact, she has a half a mind to break up with him. She just might at this point.
“Why’d you eat my last oreo?”
“Because I am a villain.”
“That’s no excuse!”